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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 05:16

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Can you explain the difference between fissionable and fissile materials and their role in nuclear power reactors?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Yes sir it is.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

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HELLO

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

What do you think are the real reasons Matt Gaetz just withdrew his name for Attorney General in the upcoming Trump administration?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

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Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

After a few moments he returns.

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Sure no problem officer.